Halve, pit, and scoop out the flesh. Make sure they're ripe—bright green and buttery, no brown strings or bruises.
Add avocado, cocoa powder, 1/4 cup sweetener, 2 tablespoons milk, vanilla, and a pinch of salt. Toss in any optional boosters.
Process for 30–60 seconds. Scrape down the sides and blend again. Add more milk 1 teaspoon at a time if needed for smoother flow.
Adjust sweetness, salt, or cocoa. For deeper chocolate, add espresso powder or melted dark chocolate and pulse again.
Spoon into small jars or ramekins. Cover and refrigerate at least 30–60 minutes for best texture. Patience = velvet.
Top with berries, cacao nibs, or a dash of flaky salt. Serve cold and act like you spent hours whisking.