Set out popsicle molds and sticks. If your molds are silicone, you're already winning.
In a blender, add yogurt, almond milk, protein powder, maple syrup/honey, peppermint extract, vanilla extract, and a pinch of salt. Blend until silky smooth.
Peppermint can be bold. Start with 1/2 teaspoon, then bump to 1 teaspoon if you want that candy cane snap.
Transfer 1/3 of the mixture to a bowl and tint lightly with red food coloring. Stir gently.
Fold crushed candy canes and chocolate chips into the white mixture. Save a teaspoon of candy cane bits for topping.
Alternate spoonfuls of white and red mixtures into molds. Use a skewer to gently swirl—don't overmix unless pink is your brand.
Sprinkle the reserved candy cane bits on top. Insert sticks.
Freeze 4–6 hours, or overnight for best structure.
Run molds under warm water for 10–15 seconds and wiggle out gently.
Optional drizzle of melted dark chocolate for a peppermint bark finish. Chef's kiss.