Preheat and prep: Heat the oven to 400°F (200°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and lightly oil or spray it.
Steam or microwave the veggies: Cook the cauliflower and broccoli until just tender—about 4–5 minutes in the microwave or 6–8 minutes steaming.
They should be soft but not mushy.
Drain and dry: Transfer the cooked veggies to a clean kitchen towel. Squeeze out as much moisture as you can. This step is crucial for crisp tots.
Chop finely: If not already finely chopped, pulse the veggies in a food processor a few times until they’re rice-like. Avoid puréeing.
Mix the base: In a large bowl, combine the veggies, onion, garlic, eggs, cheese, breadcrumbs, parsley, smoked paprika, salt, and pepper.
Stir until the mixture holds together when pressed.
Shape the tots: Scoop about 1 tablespoon of the mixture and form into small oval tots with your hands. Pack them firmly. Place on the prepared baking sheet.
Oil for crispness: Lightly spray or brush the tops with oil to help them brown.
Bake: Bake for 20–25 minutes, flipping halfway, until golden and crisp on the edges.
For extra crunch, broil for 1–2 minutes at the end, watching closely.
Serve: Let cool for 2–3 minutes, then serve warm with ketchup, ranch, honey mustard, chipotle mayo, or yogurt-dill sauce.