Blend the base. Add cottage cheese to a blender or food processor and pulse until smooth and creamy. FYI: this step eliminates curd texture—key for picky eaters.
Mix it up. In a bowl, combine the blended cottage cheese, oats, honey/maple syrup, nut or seed butter, vanilla, and salt. Stir until a thick dough forms. If it's loose, add a bit more oats.
Add the fun. Fold in mini chocolate chips and flax/chia. Keep a few chips aside for sprinkling, because aesthetics matter to small humans.
Chill the dough. Pop the bowl into the fridge for 15–20 minutes. This firms it up and makes rolling clean and easy.
Roll into balls. Scoop about 1 tablespoon per ball and roll between your palms. You should get 16–20 bite-sized balls.
Optional coat. Roll some in shredded coconut or a dusting of crushed freeze-dried fruit for color and grip.
Set and serve. Chill for another 10 minutes. Serve cold for best texture.