Pulse the oats. Add rolled oats to a food processor and pulse 3–5 times until roughly broken. You want texture, not flour.
Mix the dry team. In a large bowl, combine pulsed oats, protein powder, shredded coconut, chia/flax, cinnamon, and salt. Stir to distribute evenly.
Stir the wet team. In a separate bowl, whisk nut butter, honey/maple, vanilla, and 2 tbsp almond milk until smooth and glossy.
Combine like a pro. Pour wet into dry. Use a sturdy spatula or your hands. If crumbly, add almond milk 1 tbsp at a time. If sticky, add a tablespoon of oats or protein powder.
Add the bling. Fold in dark chocolate chips and any optional add-ins (cranberries, pecans, orange zest). Don't overmix or the chocolate melts.
Roll the bites. Scoop about 1 tablespoon per bite (a #60 scoop is perfect). Roll into 18–22 balls. Lightly damp hands prevent sticking.
Set and chill (briefly). Arrange on a parchment-lined tray. Chill 15–20 minutes to set. Not mandatory, but it makes them firm and portable.
Serve or stash. Enjoy immediately or store (see Preservation Guide). Try not to “quality control” half the batch—no promises.