Preheat oven to 325°F (165°C). Spread almonds, cashews, pecans, and pumpkin seeds on a large baking sheet. Toast 8–10 minutes, stirring once, until fragrant. Don't let them darken too much—bitterness is not festive.
In a large bowl, whisk melted coconut oil, maple syrup, cinnamon, ginger, sea salt, and cayenne. Add the warm nuts/seeds and toss to coat evenly.
Stir in coconut chips and pretzels. The residual warmth helps everything pick up the spice blend.
Spread the mixture back on the sheet to cool 10–15 minutes. This prevents the chocolate from turning into abstract art.
Once cool, fold in dried cranberries, apricots, dark chocolate, cacao nibs, and orange zest. Toss gently to avoid pulverizing the pretzels.
Divide into 1/2–3/4 cup servings for grab-and-go bowls during your marathon. Or keep it all in one jar if you trust your self-control (bold choice).