In a medium bowl, stir peanut butter and honey together until smooth. If stiff, microwave for 15–20 seconds to loosen.
Add oats, flax (or chia), hemp hearts, coconut, cocoa powder, vanilla, salt, and peppermint extract (if using). Stir until combined.
If the mixture is crumbly, add 1–2 tablespoons milk; if too sticky, add a bit more oats. You want a dough that holds when pressed.
Mix in chocolate chips. Save crushed candy canes for rolling or sprinkling.
Scoop about 1 tablespoon at a time and roll into balls. Aim for 18–22 bites. Lightly press into crushed candy canes for a holiday sparkle.
Place on a parchment-lined tray and refrigerate for 20–30 minutes to firm up. Try not to eat them all first. Not judging if you do.
Enjoy cold or at room temp. Pair with coffee, cocoa, or your next Zoom call.